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Do you know the warranty period for vibrators and other sex toys? A couple of months ago, I went to my favorite sex shop to make my pleasure shopping and after that came home with 6 vibrators that have different sizes, shapes and speeds. As always one of them became my favorite. I’ll call it Number 5 for you. In fact I’m not a heavy user. Contrary to what men believe, or what they one to believe, or more truly what they fantasize to be true, I am not a heavy user. I don’t spend all my nights with my sex toys and go to work after a night of 1001 orgasms. Anyway Number 5 stopped working suddenly. Again in contrary to how men would like us to use our vibrators, I don’t like penetration stuff very much and also Number 5 was a water proof model. When I tried to return it to the shop, the clerk told me that there are no warranties in their vibrator models and if I would like I could buy a new one.
When I looked at the package, I saw that there are no warranty notices. So I started to look for warranty notices on every vibrator pack I could find. There were some vibrators with 1 month warranty and a very few of them with 1 year warranty. So I started to think, what I should do when one of my vibrators that don’t have a warranty break down. The engine of the vibrators works on a very simple principle. Their only objective in life is to vibrate. It shouldn’t be so difficult to repair an engine like that.
Did you know they don’t have special service people for vibrators? They even have service hospitals for laptop computers but nobody cares about our vibrators or other sex toys. Also I can’t imagine myself saying “after the fifth orgasm it started to stammer and just before my sixth orgasm it died. I’m afraid it might be because of those vibrating condenser gadgets next to the magnetic foils” to a total stranger who would probably be a man and a geeky one. The problem about Number 5 turned out to be depleted batteries and I realized this after I tried to use them on my “old faithful.”
